Tribal Malfunctions Episode 13: Dungarees

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Hola, Mi Amigos! It's time for Episode 13! Starts off sad but ends up sexy! Sounds like my teens years. Anyway, here's the episode! Dig it!

MUSIC FROM THIS WEEKS EPISODE:

The People's Rise : DeepStak9

Opal : Cathode Ray Tube

Low Love (It's A No Go) : Cathode Ray Tube

Within It : Net G (with Sir Excellent)

Tip The Scales : Cathode Ray Tube

Lithium Snares : Cathode Ray Tube

Rainy Night : The Dubtologist

 

"TRIBAL MALFUNCTIONS: EPISODE 2: AGE OF DRONES"

Hey, yo! It's Episode 2! On today's episode it's Chapter 2 of Tribal Malfunctions! Make sure you're caught up to date before you listen.

EPISODE 2 is about a guy and his garage...

EPISODE 2 is about a guy and his garage...

 

A word or two about this podcast if I may:

  1. It's got cussing. A decent amount of cussing. Not Blue Velvet, Sopranos, Midnight Run or Touched by An Angel level cussing but it's up there. You've been forewarned.
  2. Accents: I do some accents in this. It's a multicultural world in the book and people are form all over. I do them not to belittle or make fun of other cultures but to flesh out the world. It sounds ridiculous if you don't. I'm not being jingoistic or patronizing when I do them. I've loved the diverse sounds of all human tongues since I was a kid and I'm not going to stop now.
  3. I'm really digging doing this! I hope you like it.
  4. All the music used is mine! Specifically Cathode Ray Tube although I might sneak in a few Brittney Sparse songs here and there. You can find all the music listed on the CRT discography page or just go to my Bandcamp page where there's a ton of it there as well. Here's a list of the songs played in today's episode:
    1. "Nothing Speacial" (Tribal Malfunctions theme song)
    2. "Jetpax For All (plays during the Travelogue)
    3. Hollow Days/Ringing Nights (heard during the Heavyboys at the T segments)
  5. The Travelogues will appear at the beginning of each episode. These are meant to flesh out the world and provide some insight into aspects of the novel as it progresses. They were fun to write and I think it's a nicer way to do some exposition than someone telling all this crap over a beer.

Well, that about does it. Dig in and listen up. See you next week for Episode 3/Chapter 3!

On not so PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY

The excellent writer Delilah Dawson tweeted about how to deal with professional jealousy recently, asking published pro's about how to deal with it. The pro's responded like actual human beings not surprisingly.

 

As much as I wanted to chime in I didn't because the question didn't apply to me. And yet I can relate despite not being a pro.

I have at least five friends, three of whom are fellow VP grads, who are experiencing tremendous success right now. Three of them graduated the same year as I and two have books out as of this year. 

I, however, do not.

"And how does that make you feel?" asks the peanut gallery. 

"They absolute 100,000,000% deserve it," I reply. "And so do I." 

Ballsy like Scalzi? Maybe. Arrogant? Maybe. True? Probably.

See I've felt jealous in the past. In fact I've been tremendously jealous of others for a good portion of my life. In either the music world or the writing world I've got friends who are doing fantastically well. Like platinum album selling and movie deal making well. 

And I've been jealous of them. To the absolute depths of my marrow jealous. Green eggs and ham as a motherfucker jealous. Tear down the world why not me god why not me jealous. 

Which got me nothing but pissy and moany and no fun to be around. 

And I realized it was getting me nowhere. It was taking me down personally and professionally. So I took a new path which was to actually be happy for someone when they were doing well which got me...

Happy!

Weird, right? I mean it's easy and frankly fun to be a whiny person, baby it up and complain that people are against you. but doing so publicly has a way of backfiring on you horribly.

But oddly enough I've found myself benefitting greatly from doing so. It's made it a hell of a lot easier to be around those doing so well while I'm still in the cycle of submission/rejection. Do I get jealous? Not exactly. I sure as shooting want what they've got which is the chance to make a living writing about the things I love. But I don't waddle around angrily wondering when the publication fairy is going to swoop in and tap my bald spot (shut up I have one and it's not that big) and say, "Here's your book deal!"

I want what they have but I don't begrudge them for it because they sure as sugar worked hard for it. So that leaves a man with two options. Shit or get off the pot. And since writing equals ass in chair - you get the drift.

Mixed metaphors aside it's easier to be happy for someone than covetous of their success. It's also a fantastic motivator.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some Fallout 4 that needs playing.

Pax!